Simon Sez: Have a poll!

Not "Simon Says", you note. This is "Simon Sez", for my goofier non-episodic posts. These are just for fun. Though you never know when they might have a deeper, insidious meaning! *waggles mad scientist eyebrows*

This poll was requested by a reader a while back.

Poll #7164

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 12

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How would you most like to see Brandon get his comeuppance?

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Embarrassed and discredited on network television
9 (75.0%)

Turning out to be the serial killer and getting stomped by heroes
4 (33.3%)

Drowned in a bucket
3 (25.0%)

Wearing out his housemates' last nerve and getting his ass handed to him by the lot of them
8 (66.7%)

Possessed by Meteor
6 (50.0%)

Blasted to the far reaches of space and time
3 (25.0%)

Set upon by a horde of Simon/Lizzie/Jeshri fans in a dark alley
4 (33.3%)

Tractor-beamed into an alien ship and taken off to an alien zoo
5 (41.7%)

Slagging down into a world-destroying tentacled mutant monstrosity and beaten in a throwdown with the Ultimate
2 (16.7%)

Arrested and put away for a long time on some tawdry charge
5 (41.7%)

Converted painfully into a Cyberman
2 (16.7%)

Lost in Faerie
4 (33.3%)

Frozen in carbonite
3 (25.0%)

Turned into a stoat
6 (50.0%)

Something I'll mention in comments
1 (8.3%)

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